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Day is Night and Night is Day in Nor'Town

Forget “the community of choice.” Nor’Town is officially “the community of cognitive dissonance.”

In the January 20th meeting of city council, old Phil “Downer” Stoeckinger, the director of finance of the city and lately the most depressing person in Nor’Town, outlined how throwing everything and the kitchen sink into the city’s budget gap just won’t [...]

Hey, Are We Gonna Take That?

Them Review Journal reporters is makin' fun of us Nor'Townies:

TO PUBLICIZE ITS STATE OF THE CITY ADDRESS early next year, the City of North Las Vegas sent out an invitation that starts out flat then springs into the three-dimensional shape of a house.

It's pretty cool, but the [...]