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Clark County Flushes Hopes of North Las Vegas

Well, at least the hopes of a cheap way to discharge water coming from Nor’Town’s brand new waste water facility–oh, pardon me–water reclamation facility.

Clark County officials, including Commissioners Chris Giun­chigliani and Tom “Nortowners should move out” Collins, are against a plan from Nor’Town water experts to discharge North Las Vegas toilet water down Sloan [...]

Hanging Out With Jim

Look who’s hanging out with our newly divorced governor Jim Gibbons! Why, it’s Clark County Commissioner Tom Collins, sporting a black hat despite the connotations of doing so, and North Las Vegas Mayor Shari Buck. The Gube apparently was unable to find a white flag to signal his capitulation of the governor’s race.

I jest, [...]

So, Who Wants to Hug Tom Collins?

So here’s Clark County Commissioner Tom Collins, expressing his excitement with the thought Clark County won’t be caring for abandoned desert tortoises anymore and his hatred of all small animals getting in the way of unrestricted development:

“This is almost like tree-hugger frustration. Can’t find no trees to protect in the desert so it’s tortoises.” [...]

More Ass-Packing Greetings from County Commissioner Tom Collins

At least the Commissioner takes his own advice: he packed his ass and moved near Overton. Maybe so he wouldn't have to live near the Shooting Park?

Commissioner Collins Sends North Valley Residents His Warmest Regards

Clark County Commissioner Tom Collins had an important message for north Las Vegas valley residents Tuesday, reflecting the great esteem in which he holds each and every one of his constituents there:

"They can call Uhaul and pack their ass and leave," he said. Commissioner Collins says the park is more than a half-mile away. [...]

Sometimes A Gun is Just a Big Cigar

Did I say cigar? I meant weenie.

Senator Harry Reid and tons of the usual suspects were up near Nor’Town brandishing weenie surrogates and expounding their love of guns, and, if Freud’s right, weenies, at a dedication for the Clark County Gun Park. (Sun)

Nothing apparently gave them pause, such as the fact that the [...]

Poison Park

You're Peeking!

Greenspun, Inc., has largish article about possible expansion of environmental studies vis the Clark County Shooting Park and Lead Dump up near the proposed Ice Age national monument. (Sun) Looks like the interest in turning the area into a national monument might put pressure on the feds to do more thorough studies [...]

Going Over to the Dark Side

In Nor’Town, it seems like everybody’s got a hand in everybody else’s pocket. First there was the president of a local Democratic club that gave money, in violation of said club’s rules I’m told, to Republican Governor Jim Gibbons.

Now we learn that Clark County Commissioner Tom Collins, who represents a hunk of North [...]